Bishop's ear for motorcycle helmets

The other day, did that bloke accuse of having no ears while you rode on the highway, ignoring his pleas to not honk loudly? Well you just might be able shut such boring people’s mouths, thanks to the Motrax Loptoff Lugs - Bishops ears. Get yourself a pair of these and let them suck on to your helmets and the rest is, well for the motorists to snicker or stare and comment about. You will never feel like a nobody anymore with these artificial ears that can stand speeds of 175mph. What’s more, you could even get them personalized and cost $10 a pair.

Via: NerdApproved

Get The Big Pant to lick your neckline

Remember reading about the days of jesters and professional clowns who kept the kings and the queens happy with their inexorable antics? You may have also watched the plays in which jesters usually hang their tongues out and made you wonder if the tongue could grow any longer. Well, here is The Big Pant, a pendant that seems to have been inspired by the jester and which would make others wonder if you have a fetish for tongues and if you liked being licked at the neckline. The motley fool’s tongue would look good with as many or as little studs as you could afford. The tongue and the cap measure 6 1/8 inches long by 2 1/4 inches wide and cost $248. Now you are all set to get some weird looks on the street and also know why you are getting them.

Via: Likkit

TICKER clockworks robot, the epitome of non-functionality

If there was something that would defy functionality in the most contemptuous way, it has to be TICKER, the clockworks robot. Well, just in case you want to know the truth, the TICKER is green and eco-friendly, and is constructed with 80% recycled materials. It might also interest you for it uses old French and American clock parts. The robot not only lacks robotic intelligence but also doesn’t tick unlike the name suggests. This brings us to the question of this product’s raison d’etre. Which according to me, is to amuse an old souvenir collector who doesn’t mind spending occasionally on designer souvenirs and then try to pass it of as an antique souvenir.

Joined at the hip, Siamese Trabants light up international event

Even though I have no clue why anyone would intentionally want to have two “twin” Trabants stuck together, I cannot but help marvel at the brain processes of the car genius who created this thing! Presented at the “15th International Trabant Drivers meeting” held in Germany past June, the Siamese twin vehicles are apparently even christened “Trabi” and I can imagine how difficult it must be for drivers to steer it around, especially if the dude at the other steering wheel doesn’t want to! Too bad we might never actually see one of these going into commercial production.

Source: Next Concept Cars

Cats with wings! What next?

Cats with wings are unquestionably a strange phenomenon but believe it or not, this is true. A slight increase of heat in China’s Sichuan province made the local cats grow wing like structures. The weird part is one would never think a little rise in temperature could have such extreme consequences on the bones of animals. The experts have claimed that this is the result of gene mutation and the folks from Sichuan don’t need to worry as the wings won’t cause any damage to a cat’s shelf life. However, I personally think cats with wings are cool and would look as beautiful as angels!

Via: Scienceblogs

MLB Baseball Cap USB Mouse appeals to sports fans

Sometimes mice can get really boring with their bland designs. So, if you are looking for a change, you could get yourself a MLB Baseball Cap USB Mouse, which is designed to please baseball fans. There are about 17 Major League Baseball logo designs and must appeal to every baseball fan who is tired of the monotonous mouse. The mouse is designed like baseball players’ caps and looks cool. If you think your computer is too old for a snazzy gizmo like this, you would be pleased to know that the mouse works on Windows 98 and above. All that your computer needs to have is a USB port. The MLB Baseball Cap USB Mouse costs $24.95.

Via: GeekAlerts

The jittery office Cost Cutting: A smash hit intelligent prank!

Take a look at these pictures. They are simply awesome and the only comment I can make is either someone has a lot of leisure time or is drop-dead intelligent. No wonder a surpassing prank these cardboard office accessories surely have taken a lot of fertile imagination and hardworking effort! Quite a cost-cutting idea for sure only if they would mean any help! Anyways great work! Possibly the finest office prank I’ve ever seen. It’s not a new idea, but the execution is sheer genius.

What do you say guys? Aren’t they astounding? Why don’t some of you think of doing something similar on the April fool’s Day for your boss? The pictures are hosted by Nick Scipio and the complete package can be seen in the gallery below.

Source: Nick Scipio

Transparent skirts are the latest fad in Japan

The Japanese are not only known for their gadgets and gizmos but also for their geishas and samurai. However, if you were an avid fan of fashion, you would know that the Japanese have a really quirky and sometimes bizarre sense of what is cool and fashionable. Take for example the latest fad. See through and transparent skirts are the latest in fashion in the land of Japan. If you are thinking why anybody would want to see somebody’s undergarments, you must know that none of us can think like the Japs nor can we understand their tastes. So much for creativity, it leaves very little to imagination.

Via: BallBagger

Fish flip-flops for an oceanic atmosphere

Mermaids and mermen may feel offended or even distraught at this flip design. However, if you love fish in your diet, you are going to love these flip-flops. The fish flip flops not only look like fish but also give you the pleasure of wearing something that is extra ordinary. If you have an ocean themed bathroom, you can always use the fish flip-flops to add to the authenticity of ambiance. If you don’t like fish, you will still have the pleasure of walking over fish, literally and continually. So go ahead get these fish flip-flops and get people to notice you!

Via: Neatorama

The perfect firearm for a compulsive lover

This really goes out to all the young guns out there, who have been wandering around a bit too much lately. The condom gun might just be the solution to silence a chronic lover who refuses to rest until he has shot his load. Elegantly designed, this conceptual product might help men not only to feel uber-cool but also extra manly. However, you just might scare away your partner when you remove this gun from your pockets before some action. Make sure she doesn’t call up the cops to register an attempted murder case on you, unless you have a fetish for embarrassment at the police station.

Via: NerdApproved