Whoever thought up this Penis Chandelier really needs to go see a shrink about their phallus-obsession issues. The thing is brilliantly naughty no doubt but exactly where can a normal person have this light fixture installed without being given “the look” by offended visitors is really the proverbial million-dollar question. Perhaps if you were an oil-baron or even a sheikh with a whole harem-full of beautiful “consorts” that demand to be entertained with suggestively provocative sculptures or something. Anywho, we really don’t expect to see this chandelier being installed in the regular suburban home with to without kids anytime soon (unless the 70’s lifestyle makes a grand comeback and they find a quick cure for AIDS). But we won’t be entirely surprised if Hugh Hefner showed an interest in it and had the suggestive light fixed up at his now-famous pad.
Source: Not Safe for Kids