Everything Weird

You know how some garments claim to be so comfy that wearing them makes you feel like you’re wearing nothing at all. Well, this pair of “revealing” shorts are kinda the same but only a lot more literally. Apparently the design a modern replica of.

Whoever thought up this Penis Chandelier really needs to go see a shrink about their phallus-obsession issues. The thing is brilliantly naughty no doubt but exactly where can a normal person have this light fixture installed without being given...