Everything Weird

Meat is the very essence of life. From the decorated flesh of a human body to a garnished one on the dining table, we cannot imagine a world without meat. But imagine what would happen if the thin veil that differentiates these varieties is torn apart? Presenting the ‘meaty’ teacup. A part of the ongoing exhibition at Daneyal Mahmood Gallery, its a true delight for the Hannibalists and an eye-opener for the straight ones.

Brain is the mighty force that makes the world go round. All those wonderful inventions, are impossible without it. No doubt that the brain always walks away with all the accolades. But what about the skull that houses the mighty brain? Without the security of this strong fortress, can the brain remain safe? Obviously, its the cranium that should be worshiped, and not the brain! Its time to worship the skull.

Everybody loves to indulge in those funny dining table fights. Ducking the peanuts and shooting your own sausages, you try your best to emerge as the ultimate dining table warrior. Now its time to upgrade your weapons and take the action to the next level. Presenting.. the spring-loaded spoons! Choose your favorite ammo and establish your supremacy at the dining table!

Sin is always fun! Obviously, what we aren’t allowed is always tempting as hell. To prove my point, I present to you the Melon Brain. It’s a purely edible brain, for folks who take pride in calling themselves vegetarian. Now the vegans have full liberty to enact their favorite taboo fantasy!

We crave for flexibility in every wake of life. Then why should the good old chair remain static? This is the message that this tank-inspired chair seems to give out. Instead of putting you in the category of ‘chair potatoes’, the ‘all-terrain’ chair will elevate you to a commanding position.

Well, there’s nothing much I can say about this one. This unique bed is designed specifically for those who have a tendency to fight with their spouses and end up sleeping separately.

The depth of a human brain is unfathomable. And so is the weirdness attached to it! Take this bike for instance. Why on earth would anyone want to project himself as a clown, just for the sake of a little extra comfort? The guy who designed this thinks it’s cool, but I think its nothing more than a tool to make one appear like a fool!

In today’s world, if you are late, you are doomed. You have to keep up with the time and therefore, you need a watch. But what happens when your watch itself acts as a wall between you and your time? You’re doomed!

Moral of the story: While buying a watch, use your brain and not heart!

Do you remember the last time you paid attention to your belly button? Can’t remember? How mean! How can you just neglect the spot that kept you alive even before you entered this world? Its time to repent folks. Its time to rediscover your navel. This guy did his bit by growing a plant in his navel. Now its your turn to burn your brain and come up with a better idea. After all, a navel is not just a playground for your little finger!

If you want a peaceful life, don’t ever let yourself blow things out of proportion. But what happens when God himself decides to puff a bit more air into something? Well, absolutely nothing! Nothing at all, if the ‘thing’ in question happens to be your rooster. However, how you deal with the blown out situation is purely a matter of personal choice. You may want to ride the..well, rooster, or you have the more sober choice of going out for a walk together!